“please grab your homework on your way out of class”
Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.
why must you hurt me this way
That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.
also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced
it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
if you think otherwise grow up
In case you were wondering, this is what imagination looks like.